Knock on Woody
Sunday, May 30th, 2010Tree huggers and others can now breathe a collective sigh of relief and release, and embrace wood at a deeper level.
What more could a woodchuck chuck?
The Don Wands Treeze vibrating dildos are eco-friendly wooden dildos crafted to ensure a stimulating and safe sexual experience.
Don Wands Treeze wood vibrators are urethane-soaked wood baked under high pressure to seal off any chance of splinters. The baking process engrains artistic elements of the wood designs. Minimal lube’s required for the grain-smooth, optimum vibe conductors. The Treeze poles allow replacement vibrators to insert inside the wood case should the motor die, or it’s time for change. Nonporous, hypoallergenic, ultra hygienic, phthalates-free and waterproof, each dildo has a 2-ring base stem, and a gracefully sculpted head for smooth glide. Knock on wood.
Treeze Realistic is a 9” long, 7” insertable vibrator with designer wood cover from base to tip in a discreetly psychedelic art pattern, and an organically homegrown penis design. Insertion length is 7”, three speed, five setting vibrations.
The Treeze Ribbed dildo is similar to the Treeze Realistic dildo except it has a different art design, and it has a pole shape with a ribbed wooden tip end that flares slightly at the first of 3 rib rings.
The Treeze Wave dildo’s variation is its 8” length, its eight vibration settings, its undulating staff of sculpted wood, and its wavy cover art pattern.
As with true art, the Treeze line of dildos will endure. The Treeze dildos may cost a pretty penny compared to other dildo vibrators. Of course, though, history has shown art to be an investment, however big or small, collectibles to relish. If you get what you pay for, then Treeze splinters not included.
For an Earth shattering connection, dip Treeze in a water-based lube and gyrate.
